Vegetarian joke....

Randomly came across this random joke on FB...LOL

To vegetarians,
I eat the cows which produce the methane gas causing global warming, you eat the plants trying to fix global warming so who's really killing the planet?
From a non-vegetarian.

No offence to vegetarians...but it is kinda funny....

SAMAN AGAIN???

Receive a call from mum regarding a certain letter sent to my hometown courtesy of PDRM....kena polis SAMAN AGAIN! This will be the 3rd saman since i bought my car, less than a year to be exact! If kena 4D like i kena saman, limpeh huat zhai lor....cia cia bor hor sei! Sipeh gaolat suey siao....mata bor su jor ki lim kopi lar...kopi lim liao eh sai lim teh tarik pun ma....catch me for wad..DENG! Kek sei......

After some further verification...seems like no saman records to be found....on MyEg website....safe for now.....

A certain part of me hopes that this is true and the PDRM just made a stupid mistake again.....

Either that or their sipeh canggih mia hao siao system belum update lagi and the worst is yet to come.....

Fingers crossed and hope for the best...plz la....mai kor hor limpeh saman la....boh lui heng liao....heng saman liao saman limpeh jiu ai ciak chao liao lar.....sien.....

In the face of disaster....Rosmah talks COCK....

Suddenly felt the urge to revive my blog....and to kick off this momentous event...let's talk about a truckload of crap in human form better known as Rosmah....

Tsunami hits Japan....thousands of ppl perish from the wrath of mother nature....the world mourns the loss of the entire japanese nation.....a sad time for all of us. World nations band together to lend a helping hand to help get japan back on their feet. Malaysia wants to help too....wad do we do?...we let loose Rosmah(a human being with the special ability to think using her posterior and speak through her arsehole) to insult Japan, a nation reeling from their worst natural disaster to date. Pour more salt onto the open wound if you dont mind!

She just had to open her dumb mouth and start spewing bullshit like nobody's business. And this is the gist of wad our PM's wife with the IQ of 1 had to say.....

“Japan's earthquake and tsunami is a result of negligence in conducting environmental-friendly developments.

"To me, this is a lesson to other countries, that in everything they do or in whatever development they plan, they should study the surrounding environment and connect it with climate change and green technology," she told private news channel Astro Awani.

Earthquake and tsunami is a result of negligence?....she might as well have said that global warming is caused by humans passing gas...that would have made so much more sense. Where else in the world can you come up with a statement like that as a PM's wife and still get away with it? Only in bolehland.....

As the saying goes...if you dont have anyth good to say, Shut The F*ck Up! You just pretty much represented Malaysia and showed the world wad assholes we are....Congratu-f*cking-lations. Smart ass. We do not expect you to do much, stay at home and do wad all rich tai tais do...wadever dat is. We have enough good for nothing politicians going around soiling our image already! Good lord....Najib...keep your crazy ass wife in check man! Really kebodohan yang teramat sangat melampau...mempersiasoikan Malaysia! Even my german sheperd at home feels insulted by her comments.

To check out Rosmah's comments in all its "glory"....check out the link below....
Viewer discretion is advised: viewing of the following video may cause a sudden increase in blood pressure and vomiting copious amounts of blood.

And the following is a well deserved response to her insane outburst....

The statements sipeh syok.....damn funny....chio ka pak lin dao....

"Setiap kali dia buka mulut, menjadi masalah kepada kerajaan."

"Kita minta dia, kalau boleh, duduk diam lah, buatlah peranan sebagai seorang insteri, bukan seorang pemerintah."

"Najib harus mengawal Rosmah...."

HAHAHA....LOL man! Najib, keep ur crazy ass bitch on a leash! Nuff said!

Random Rants....

Been 3 bloody months since i last posted.....wad the hell......lack of motivation and inspiration i guess....couldn't be bothered to give a rat's ass bout it.

So what's new? Nothing much....uni life....how bloody interesting can it get? Screwed by my stupid exam schedules....5 subs in 6 days how to prepare...bloody mmu retards...can't do the job easily done by a primary school student. Thanks to them, i'm having countless sleepless nights. A mishmash of formulas and information banging around my brain everytime i shut my eyes....

And then my brain starts to wonder.....about the uncertain future....blurred images of what may or not happen....but mostly just a figment of my imagination....

Then i wonder some more......this time i'm visited by the silhouettes of the past....recalling all the decisions i've made that got me where i am now....if i get to turn back time.....would i have done anyth differently??? who the heck knows???

Finally my brain gives up and i drift ever slowly towards sleep...no such thing as sweet dreams....those were a thing of the past....and i wake up the next day with a freaking throbbing headache!!!

As my younger bro would say.....life could be worse...but it could be better!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Haven't blogged for a long time.....just couldn't be bothered....maybe it's the lack of inspiration....

It's that time of the year again....tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

In my opinion, Valentine's Day is over-commercialised.....why do we have to buy overpriced presents just to show that we care for our loved ones on Valentine's Day? Shouldn't we just cherish our loved ones for every single day in our life? That's just me ranting.....

Happy Valentine's Day People!

Cute little bugger.....

Exam's over!!!!!

You see dat horse?......I feel like dat horse now....free and without a care in the world....
Minus the sea breeze and sand of course.....

Now dat finals is once again over.......time to sit back relax and enjoy.....and cny is around the corner too....

Will be looking forward to:
Shopping(Dun love it but quite enjoyable...)

Lots of CNY food!

Dazzling fireworks!

And last but not least, a healthy dose of gambling!

You gotta love da holidays........

New Year's Resolution....

2009 is around the corner....so its time for new year's resolutions.......

As i tend to NEVER keep my new year's resolutions, this year i'm keeping it plain and simple.....

I'm proud to announce that my new year's resolution for 2009 is..........

I WILL LIVE MY LIFE HOWEVER I SEE FIT!

I think i'll definitely be able to keep dat resolution....haha....

Happy 2009 to all!!!!