Random Rants....

Been 3 bloody months since i last posted.....wad the hell......lack of motivation and inspiration i guess....couldn't be bothered to give a rat's ass bout it.

So what's new? Nothing much....uni life....how bloody interesting can it get? Screwed by my stupid exam schedules....5 subs in 6 days how to prepare...bloody mmu retards...can't do the job easily done by a primary school student. Thanks to them, i'm having countless sleepless nights. A mishmash of formulas and information banging around my brain everytime i shut my eyes....

And then my brain starts to wonder.....about the uncertain future....blurred images of what may or not happen....but mostly just a figment of my imagination....

Then i wonder some more......this time i'm visited by the silhouettes of the past....recalling all the decisions i've made that got me where i am now....if i get to turn back time.....would i have done anyth differently??? who the heck knows???

Finally my brain gives up and i drift ever slowly towards sleep...no such thing as sweet dreams....those were a thing of the past....and i wake up the next day with a freaking throbbing headache!!!

As my younger bro would say.....life could be worse...but it could be better!

Cibai Chao Ah Kua

I've always harboured a dislike for 'ah kuas'/shemales, they are so......wrong....
But sometimes it's not their fault rite? they were born this way rite? that was wad i thought until one of them recently decided to piss me the fuck off!

I would love to rearrange his facial features with a baseball bat!
"Ah kua face, meet baseball bat, baseball bat, meet ah kua face!"
Whack! whack! whack! Bash! Bash! and whack summo!

Now i am of the opinion that "ah kuas" should be rounded up and sent to concentration camps. That's not all, after that, they should be massly executed in front of a firing squad. Their lanjiaos will then be chopped off and fed to dogs who will find it disgusting to eat.

Back to the ah kua who pissed me off, i should castrate him(if he has balls), chop his dick(if it is not shapped like a vagina) and use it to rape his ah kua ass coz i bet he likes it. Cau cibai ah kua. Kua tiok tu ai toh. Sia soi lang, kolien lu eh mak. Seh tiok ta po kia pun teng hua hi, mana eh zhai pi tiok chao ah kua! Pui chao nua! I bet if my balls had balls, i'd be 100 times bigger than that ah kua's balls. If the cibai ah kua suddenly fell over dead, his body wont even rot coz any self respecting bacteria will not decompose ah kua meat.

So go fuck yourself cibai ah kua, and enjoy it in the process! Cock sucking assfuck loving transvestite trash!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Haven't blogged for a long time.....just couldn't be bothered....maybe it's the lack of inspiration....

It's that time of the year again....tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

In my opinion, Valentine's Day is over-commercialised.....why do we have to buy overpriced presents just to show that we care for our loved ones on Valentine's Day? Shouldn't we just cherish our loved ones for every single day in our life? That's just me ranting.....

Happy Valentine's Day People!

Cute little bugger.....

Exam's over!!!!!

You see dat horse?......I feel like dat horse now....free and without a care in the world....
Minus the sea breeze and sand of course.....

Now dat finals is once again over.......time to sit back relax and enjoy.....and cny is around the corner too....

Will be looking forward to:
Shopping(Dun love it but quite enjoyable...)

Lots of CNY food!

Dazzling fireworks!

And last but not least, a healthy dose of gambling!

You gotta love da holidays........

New Year's Resolution....

2009 is around the corner....so its time for new year's resolutions.......

As i tend to NEVER keep my new year's resolutions, this year i'm keeping it plain and simple.....

I'm proud to announce that my new year's resolution for 2009 is..........

I WILL LIVE MY LIFE HOWEVER I SEE FIT!

I think i'll definitely be able to keep dat resolution....haha....

Happy 2009 to all!!!!

Bakpoh Movie Review --> Bolt

This christmas eve, i managed to catch Bolt......it was almost be-awesome(watch the movie and you'll get wad i mean!). Quite a good movie by my standards....


As usual, some movie facts:

Title: Bolt

Directed by: Byron Howard & Chris Williams

Main Cast:
John Travolta(Wild Hogs) as Bolt
Miley Cyrus(Hannah Montana) as Penny
Susie Essman as Mittens

Movie Runtime: 96 minutes

Rating: PG (It's a cartoon)

The Plot:
The movie centers around Bolt, a canine movie star who actually believes he has superpowers. One day while filming his tv show, Bolt witnesses his owner, Penny get kidnapped by bad guys. Not knowing that the kidnapping was part of the filming process of the tv show, Bolt sets out to look for his owner. On the way, he teams up with scrawny alley cat and an over-enthusiastic hamster in a plastic ball. On their journey to find Penny....hilarity ensues.....

My Thoughts:
When Disney and Pixar collaborates, they make decent movies, and this is no exception. I have no idea why this movie made less money at the box office compared to Madagascar 2. Its much better story wise and also as funny as Madagascar 2.
By combining a delusional dog, a street-wise alley cat and an overwight hamster....you get bucket loads of fun and laughter. Rhino the hamster has got to be the nuttiest hamster to hit the big screens...the guy totally cracks me up. Besides all the fun and laughs, this movie also has a touching story to boot.....Animation and voice acting were also flawless by the way...

From the left: Bolt, Mittens and Rhino

My favourite movie character, the totally insane Rhino

The bottom line: Buy the tickets, bring your friends, girlfriend, your whole family, sit back and prepare yourself for non stop laughs. This is how a great family movie should be! Well done Disney & Pixar!

Bakpoh Rating: A be-awesome 9 out of 10!

Trailer below:

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!

It's that time of the year again.....and Christmas is just around the corner....

Therefore, i think it's the right time for a Christmas post......

Let's start off with some basic Christmas Facts:

Origins of Christmas: Christmas which means the 'mass of Christ' begins with the birth of a baby in Bethlehem. And that baby was Jesus Christ. From then on, people celebrated the birth of Christ every 25th of December.

Santa Claus: Kids love Santa Claus.....mostly because they believe that Santa will bring them presents. Santa Claus is based on Saint Nicholas who is a real person. He was the bishop of Myra, an area in Turkey. He was a generous man and was particularly devoted to children.

Christmas Trees: In 16th century Germany, people decorated fir trees with apples, roses, gilded candies, and colored paper. A fir tree hung with apples, also symbolizes the Garden of Eden-The Paradise Tree. And the rest was history.....

Mistletoe: I'm sure most of u have heard about the mistletoe. When two people met under the mistletoe, they would kiss. This tradition originated with the Scandinavians who associated the mistletoe with their goddess of love, Frigga. From this, we derived the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe. (Who noes where i can get one? Hehe...) And those who kissed under the mistletoe had the promise of happiness and good luck in the following year.

To end this Christmas post, here's a funny Christmas Quote:

"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet."

Merry Christmas Everybody!
And a Very Happy New Year!