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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Daft Japanese Invention:

During my routine net surfing today, i came across this. The latest product of japanese ingenuity(wasted ingenuity if u ask me).
Ladies and gentleman, i present you the 'Dazzling Banana'.


Wad in god's green earth is that? Apparently this thinga-majig simulates the action of peeling banana, with a speaker to boot for enhancing the experience. The bloody thing is not even edible. Wad kind of numbnut deranged psycho would want to spend hard earned money on something like dat? If i wanted the feeling of peeling a banana, i'd peel a banana, cheap and healthy too.

This once again goes to show us that japanese inventors have too much time and money on their hands. The japanese did come up with many useful inventions(japanese porn?....haha...jk...) but invention like these really baffles the mind. This is a message to japanese inventors out there : please use ur precious time and money to invent something beneficial to us humans.....maybe something along the lines of a cure for AIDS?

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